About

Hi, I'm Leone. I'm not a chef, a nutritionist, or a responsible adult. I'm a person who went vegan and decided the internet needed to hear about every single mistake I make along the way.

This blog is two things: recipes that survived my kitchen (natural selection is brutal), and vegan facts I use to win arguments at dinner parties I stop getting invited to.

Everything here is tested, seasoned with sarcasm, and 100% plant-based. Except the cynicism. The cynicism is free-range.